An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.
The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pockets. He turns to the Maori and says “pretty slick aye bro, the owner didn’t even see me.”
Unimpressed the Maori replies “typical Aussie, bro I’m gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result.”
The Maori calls out to the owner of the bakery and says “bro I want to show you a magic trick”.
Intrigued the owner obliges.
The Maori asked him for a pastry and he eats it. He asks for another pastry and he eats that to.
And then another, which he eats also. By now the owner says “C’mon mate where’s the magic trick?”
The Maori replies “now check his pockets” pointing to the Aussie.
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