One day a guy is driving through a vast and lonely forest.
Suddenly a hare bounds out from the forest and across the road in front of him. He hits the brakes, swerves, but alas he hits the hare.
He pulls over, stops and sure enough the hare is lying dead on the road. Being an animal lover he is deeply upset. He just sits down on a big rock and buries his head in his hands feeling very sad.
Next thing a beautiful young model comes racing down the other side of the road in her Porsche convertible.
She pulls over and walks over to the man and asks what the problem is and if she can help.
He explains what has happened and points to the dead hare.
Oh, I can fix that she says. She races back to her car and returns carrying a can. She then opens the can and sprays the entire contents over the hare.
The hare gives a twitch, stands bolt upright, has a bit of a shake and hops back toward the forest. It then stops, turns, raises a paw and gives them both a big wave.
It takes a few more hops, stops, turns, and gives them another wave. It keeps repeating this until it vanishes back into the forest.
Apart from being very happy the guy is speechless. He asks the woman how did she do that, and what was in the can?
She hands him the can. The label reads…..Hair Restorer.
Brings dead hair back to life and instills a permanent wave.
Sales Manager: Graham CarterP: 07 8551833M: 021 02600437E:
W: www.fishingoutdoors.orgP.O. Box 10580, Te Rapa, Hamilton 3240