A rookie police officer pulled an old fisherman over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
Fisher: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Driving While Disqualified.
Officer: Is this your vehicle?
Fisher: It's not mine. I stole it.
Officer: The motorvehicle is stolen?
Fisher: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the ownership papers in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glovebox?
Fisher: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owned this vehicle and stuffed his dope under the front seat.
Officer: There's drugs under the front seat too?!?!?
Fisher: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his sergeant. The fisher was quickly surrounded by police, and the Police sergeant approached the fisher to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant: Sir, can I see your licence?
Fisher: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Sergeant: Who's motorvehicle is this?
Fisher: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glovebox so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Fisher: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glovebox.
Sergeant: Would you mind me checking under the front seats? I was told you said there's drugs there.
Fisher: No problem. The front seat was checked; no drugs.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole this motorvehicle, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there were drugs under the front seats.
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